|
|||
| Dana's Quotes | |||
|
|||
|
|||
|
|||
| Quotes from the Simpsons | |||
|
|
|
|
Homer Simpson
"Lisa, there's no such thing as a vampire, it's all make believe like elves, gremlins and eskimos."
"HA! You got the dud! And he looks just like you, poindexter!"
"How can you say anything bad about TV, Marge? It gives so much and asks so little."
"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Barts a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is."
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except for this guy."
I saw this movie once about a bus that had to 'speed' around the city, keeping its 'speed' above fifty and if it's 'speed' dropped it would explode! I believe it was called "The Bus that couldn't slow down."
I'm like that guy who single handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon, what was his name?... Apollo Creed??
"My bologny has a first name its H-O-M-E-R, my bologny has a second name its
H-O-M-E-R."
You either do it the right way, the wrong way, or the Max Powers way.
you have a lovely friend there, Marge. Let's hope something runs over her.
I always knew you had personality.
The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.
"Aww theres only one beer left and its Bart's"
And it had a sweet, melodic voice...just like Urkal! And it appears every Friday night...just like Urkal!"
Bart Simpson
Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul, it just something made up to scare us kids like the boogieman or Michael Jackson"
"Sounds like a pretty crappy game."
Ralph Wiggum
"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot..."
"I saw a leuprecaun on that rock, he told me to burn things."
"My face is on fire"
"Thats my sandbox..I'm not allowed to go in the deep end"
"My water dish is empty!"
"Dying tickles!!!"
"I bent my wookie!"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food" "It tastes like burning!"
Ms.Hoover, can I have another worm because mine crawled in my mouth and I ate it."
Look at me, I'm Idaho
Oh, oh. My heart just stopped...............There it goes.
(holding Maggie): Uh, oh. I smell something stinky. Oh, it's me.
(in movie he made): Dont cry for me Argentina, Im already dead.
GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
I dinna cry when me own father was hanged for stealin a pig, but I'll cry now.
Milhouse
I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body
Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know.
We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
"But I got these cool Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form."
Comicguy
"Oh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a deadly combination."
Krusty the Klown
"Heyyy Kids! Today we're going to talk about Krusty's expensive new suit. His sexual harrasment suit!"
"Oh yeah, I "slaughtered" the Special Olympics."
Mr. Burns
"Have the Rolling Stones killed."
"Dammit Smithers this is Brain Surgery not Rocket Science! Now hand me that Ice Cream Scoop!"
Simither
We are sorry to announce the following layoffs in alphabetical orderSimpson Homer. That is all.
Apu
"Serving the customer is merriment enough for me. Thank you, come again. See? Most enjoyable."
Howdy, neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?
Homer: Uhhhspray the boy. Mr. Simpson, get the hell outta my store. Please come again. Please do not offer my god a peanut." Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie! Sir, sir I have politely asked you not to mangle with my candied items, you leave me no choice but to politely ask you again. Snake
"Allright! Goodbye student loan payments."
"Oh no! A beta!" |